The Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers

10) Can't stick their heads out of Windows 8.

9) Fetch command not available on all platforms.

8) Too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.

7) "Sit" and "Stay" were hard enough;
"Delete" and "Save" are out of the question!

6) Keep bruising noses trying to catch the MPEG Frisbee.

5) Still trying to come up with emoticon signifying tail-wagging.

4) 3 words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

3) Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he's browsing www.purina.com instead of working.

2) Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manoeuvre.

1) Tg9OpO{i DfsaAwRdNk HjAR%eD T^rO( T6yYu&P-[E#W@I*TyfHjuP[AsWz3S!!
Translation: 1) TOO DARN HARD TO TYPE WITH PAWS!!